Adventure of Enrico and Dante: Episode III
"Just go for the hip hop and flip flop Enrico."
"Oh.......you mean drop the beat box like funk socks."
"Yea something like that Enrico" as Dante slowly rolls his eyes.
"OK......here I go. Now who you know leave the scene
Messier than canvas's by Jackson Pollock
Throwing multicolored thoughts at a rapid pace
I make a mess you dissect it and make sense of it
Then get back to me at your earliest convenience
Check my verbal sequence as I texturize these tracks
Seven layers to be exact eliminate the whack
With a firm brush stroke I M.C. paintily
Lyricists begin crumbling from my scumbling technique. How was that!"
"It was good but I have a strange feeling that was about Bob Ross? Come to think of it..........he is on the tube at the moment, lets watch."
So they make there way to the living room where they must go on a new adventure to find the remote. They looked under the couch to find nothing but some old cheese-itz(hmmmmmm cheese). They look behind the TV and to no prevail they find nothing. Just when they lost all hope and Bob Ross was going to be over in 5 minutes, they found the remote!!! It was in Enrico's hand the whole time.
"Garsh!!! I hate when that happens" Dante said.
"Me three WAIT two Wait too. Sorry, I hate when that happens" Enrico replied.
Dante takes the remote and flips it to Bob Ross. Enrico finds it awkward that Dante can flip channels and not only turn them. He thinks it must be one of those abilities that he has that Enrico doesn't. Kinda like how Enrico can tell the difference between American and Swiss cheese just by listening.
As the sit there watching Bob Ross, they start feeling outrageously happy. Three minutes of Bob Ross made them so happy that the band Thrice (<------totally EMO) didn't even phase them. When they finally snapped out of there phase of happiness, they realized what must be done. They must obliterate Bob Ross!
COMMERCIAL BREAK!!! Hi I'm Bob Ross, are you feeling down, miserable to the point where you don't think anyone cares? Well your right! No one does care. At least you were right about something. Thank you, here is Episode 3 already in progress.
New York city is destroyed and now the existence of the world now lies in the hands of Enrico and Dante. they must get to Bob Ross's headquarters located in Alaska. With both of there card miles used up and no money, it seemed everything was hopeless, but Dante had a great idea. He looked around and then he looked at Enrico and shouted to the top of his lungs "COMMERCIAL BREAK!!"
Bad credit! NO credit! NO problem! You can get a car as long as you have a job that pays 300 a week and a child for collateral! It seems harsh but is it........is it. Then come on down to Bob Ross's ford dealership and if we don't give you a price within 10 minutes, we will give you a bar of soap. YES you heard me a bar of soap if you don't get a price in 10 minutes or less. Thank you, here is Episode 3 already in progress.
"IT WORKED!!!!!" screamed Dante. "That was absurd like a verb" rapped Enrico. As they approach they door to the lair, they look at all the happy bushes in his paintings being used as slaves! That why he didn't want anyone telling about them in his paintings. Enrico and Dante then mustard (another one of those words that should never be used except in the sense of food) up the courage and rallied up the bushes to rebell. As the bushes break the doors open, Bob Ross throws paint thinner on them and they dissolve under there own weight. Everything slowed down as you hear the bushes screaming in the background. Dante falls to his knees with tears running down his face. Enrico has green and brown paint running through his fingers with a horrified look on his face. Bob has a flame in his eyes as he laughs oh so evilly as the floor is covered in paint. He runs up the stairs while Enrico and Dante are in the fetal position on the floor. It again seemed that the team was defeated but then they heard a scream. They got up and ran up the stairs and saw Bob.......crushed by a hippo? They looked at each other and then heard a whistle. They looked up and saw a small dark girl vanish into the darkness and the hippo followed. Amazed, Enrico said "You know what, this is by far the weirdest mission yet and I don't want to even know who that girl was. Lets just go home." "Agreed" Dante said. "You know what to do Dante." "COMMERCIAL BREAK!"
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